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Hey Dudes and Dudettes (happy kati...) My name is Aaron, aka Muffin Dude (Kati's name for me....weirdo...) Yeah so I was bored so I decided to build a website, and after much searching, I found Tripod which is ok but not that awesome, so yeah. Here is my new webpage....

<>QUOTES AND INSIDE JOKES<>
 
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"Blow this shit"<<Best Pickup Line Ever
"The entire purpose of me talking to you is for us to have sexual intercoure as soon as possible"<<Another Great Pickup Line (Tad)
"Its Over"<<Great Way to Break Up With Your Gf?Bf (Jake)
The Windmill, The Double Windmill<<Best Fighting Move Ever (Jake)
"You have two options. Option A, You give me the ring. Option B, I make you give me the ring" (Tad)
"Giiiirl, You best not be talking to me like that ::snaps fingers in a z pattern::"  (Amanda)
"Heck Yeah" (Kati....wierdo...)
Me and Tad's SPEAKER HOUSE which will host 2,000,000,342 speakers, and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (they will create a new number just for this) watts of power!!! HIDALGO!!! (Tad, obviously)
"My name's Snoop Dizzle, I come from the Hizzle, Up in downtown Chidizzle, and like to drink pop that Fizzles...................AND MY DOG'S NAME IS HIDALGO!!!!!!!!!!" (Tad)
"Excuse me, does this come with a manual?" (Jake and Tad..the double buger..lol"
"Run you fools" (Tad...LOTR)
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!" (LOTR...Tad..church class..heh)
"If it's there, put a speaker on it" (Tad)
"Keep honking, my brotha's behind you and hes gonna keeeel you!" (Bill)
"Fin, Noggin, Duuuude (Kati in high pitched annoying squeaky voice and Aaron in deep, manly voice)" (Kati....Finding Nemo)
"Say something really weird, like you're wearing women's underwear""Im wearing women's underwear" ::nothing happens to Pinoccio's nose::"Are you wearing women's underwear?""I most certainly am not"::Pinocchio's nose grows::""It's a thong!!!" (Kati, Tad, Andy, Brandon, Nick......Shrek 2)
"H I D A L G O!!!!!" (Tad)
 
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<>Best Joke Ever<>
...But Slightly Sexist...
So these people are on a plane, and all of a sudden the engine gives out.  So then this women stands up and rips off her clothes, saying "Who wants to make me a women?!"  So then this guy stands up, and takes off his clothes, and hands them to the women saying "Here wash these"
 
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This is Cartman
"No Kitty that's my pot pie!"
"No Kitty, Thats a bad Kitty, IT'S MY POT PIE!!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
                     
 
 
 
 
 

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My Love Poem 4 Kati
 
Helplessly yours; devoted to you
tasting your kiss; singing your tune
loving your eyes; kissing your smile
making my day; savor this while
falling asleep; dreaming of you
missing your arms; feelings are true
days are cherished; never alone
happy as always; heart is on loan
drifting away; moments of bliss
changing my life; with just your kiss
shivers through body; choking on words
screaming for mercy; nobody heard
 
I Love You Kati, More Than You Could Ever Imagine!

Do You Know The Muffin Dude?
NO You Dont
 
Stuff About Me
Hmm, Well I am 5'7, come in at about 145lbs (im uber fat for my size),  Have brown hair and brown eyes.  I like basketball, girls, counterstrike(computer game), chatting online, baseball(even tho i suck at sports, ask anyone in my gym class),  Age of conquerors(computer game), The University of Nothern Iowa<<<My future school after I get out of the shithole that is St Viator, ummmm... and all my friends, of course I like them or they wouldnt be my friends..lol. ohh and of course my beautful, sweet gf Kati LiPetri.
 

Hey One Last Thing........
Just Wanna Give A Shoutout To My Three Brothas From Otha Mothas>>>>>>>>>
<>Tad Mazik<>
<>Jake Harris<>
<>Bill Schur<>
Looking forward to the camping trip guys